Lambang kemeLAYUan?“Semua etnik mencatatkan peningkatan pendapatan isi rumah dalam tempoh sama dengan bumiputera meningkat sebanyak 5.2 peratus setahun kepada RM3,156 sebulan, manakala isi rumah kaum Cina meningkat kepada kadar tiga peratus setahun kepada RM4,853 dan isi rumah India pada kadar 3.2 peratus kepada RM3,799.”
“Ketidaksamaan pendapatan purata antara bumiputera dengan kaum Cina terus bertambah baik dengan nisbahnya mengecil daripada 1:1.6 pada tahun 2004 kepada 1:1.5 pada tahun 2007. Ketidaksamaan antara kaum bumiputera dengan kaum India juga bertambah baik dengan nisbahnya menyusut daripada 1:1.27 kepada 1:1.2 pada tempoh sama.”
Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

Statistik 2008
“Kaum Melayu merupakan kumpulan terbesar dalam senarai penduduk negara ini yang pendapatannya di bawah RM1,000 sebulan.”
“Seramai 497,800 isi rumah memperoleh pendapatan antara RM4,001 hingga RM5,000 pula dengan 254,700 daripadanya adalah Melayu, 166,600 (Cina), 44,800 (India), 6,900 (Kadazan), 200 (Orang Asli) dan 24,600 kaum lain.”
‘‘Sebanyak 235,300 isi rumah memperoleh pendapatan antara RM10,001 hingga RM20,000 dengan 85,700 adalah Melayu, 118,700 (Cina), 23,400 (India), 800 (Kadazan) dan 6,700 kaum lain,”
“Sementara itu, terdapat 49,500 isi rumah yang memperoleh pendapatan melebihi RM20,000 sebulan dengan 16,500 adalah Melayu, 27,900 (Cina), 3,600 (India) dan 1,500 dari kumpulan etnik lain.”
Timbalan Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Datuk S. K. Devamany

Apa orang CINA fikirkan tentang orang MELAYU:

01. You MALAY call each other ‘BODOH‘ for fun, and too ‘BODOH’ to realize it’s an offensive word.
02. You’re the LAZIEST person on God’s earth.
03. Always update with “lagu-lagu A-minor”, “lagu-lagu rindu”and “wayang hindustani”.
04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli YangMaha Mulia,Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime least….”rakyat jelata” sekalian…….”terlebih dahulu saya ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu……”
05. Many Malay ended at “pusat pemulihan dadah” for common drug abuse.
06. “Air sirap” is the cheapest drink you can afford.
07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.
08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).
09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.
12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken’s ass (loudmouths).
13. You can’t stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back-dated looks.
14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
15. You feel it’s not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).
16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
17. You know for the fact that you are superstitious (bomohs and dukuns).
18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other Malay joker telling their lame jokes.
19. You always try to take advantage on other people work..
20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe.
22. You always pick on juniors.
23. You don’t care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.
24. You are very protective on your seniority.
25. You are quite a slow thinker.
26. You prefer to borrow people’s stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.
27. You also always use others property without asking permission.
28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-Malays.
29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about “janji-janji manis”, “omong- omong kosong”, “aku hidup dalam blues”, “Hindi superstar” and “cinta-sayang”. (these are direct quotes…)
30. Malay most popular ambition… * to the public = “ingin menjadi seorang insan yang berguna” * in reality = to be a clerk, despatch,factory worker
31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja andVariasari.
33. Mark as “bangsa pendengki” by other race in Malaysia.

34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to act that they understand in a serious manner.

35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of “TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA”and “MALU-MALU KUCING” are….. * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.
36. Malay got less friend from other races because… * Malay are too proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that other ethnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language. (so now you know why this email is written in ENGLISH)
37. In Malaysia, people said “wear condom and don’t forget to take a bath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay”.
38. An example of a Malay with good grades =STRAIGHT C-MINUS
39. A Malay boss are known as intimidating his staff sexual harrasing & Blackmailing Welcome more family member and friends to join the company Corruption * Always bring company’s item home for personal use.
40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the minority Christian in the country.
41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended get fuck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended you,but it was a promise)
42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.
43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.
44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.
45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.
46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse andwash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in thepublic toilet.
47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to touch their shit with their hand.
48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat Malay food not because of the spices but because the food was process by their ass-wiping-hand.
49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant / food court / warung to wipe customer’s mouth and hand.
50. A typical Malay ready-to-wear….. * a long, torn jeans, * a T-shirt * a pair of loafers
51. Malays can’t live without rice and chilli.
52. A Malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside the hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.
53. Malay knows their favourite fast food……KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy.
54. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the manner of eating rice with hand “one hand lean on the table, slouching head to the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter mouth”.
55. Malay toilet always smells like “petai”.
56. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower butthey themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)
57. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.
58. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.
59. Malay favorite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.
60. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an oldfashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.
61. Weekend are racing paradise for “Mat Motor”.
62. Malay never learn to accept people’s opinion as a guide orchallenge.
63. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just becausetheir are Islam and not because their are a serial killers.
65. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK.
66. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.
67. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.
68. Dont have money but always want to action – buying cars like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford a KAPCAI.
69. Parents very rich but still go overseas using govenment scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and not to study.
70. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this.

Sepotong sajak Usman Awang bertajuk MELAYU

Baiknya hati Melayu itu tak terbandingkan
Segala yang ada sanggup diberikan
Sehingga tercipta sebuah kiasan:
“Dagang lalu nasi ditanakkan
Suami pulang lapar tak makan
Kera di hutan disusu-susukan
Anak di pangkuan mati kebuluran”

Bagaimanakah Melayu abad dua puluh satu
Masihkan tunduk tersipu-sipu?
Jangan takut melanggar pantang
Jika pantang menghalang kemajuan;
Jangan segan menentang larangan
Jika yakin kepada kebenaran;
Jangan malu mengucapkan keyakinan
Jika percaya kepada keadilan.

Jadilah bangsa yang bijaksana
Memegang tali memegang timba
Memiliki ekonomi mencipta budaya
Menjadi tuan di negara Merdeka

Mari la kita fikirkan sama-sama di mana letakkannya kita di tanahair kita sendiri…“Allah tidak akan mengubah nasib suatu kaum melainkan kaum itu sendiri mengubahnya”..JIka bukan kita yang menukar angka di atas siapa lagi?jika bukan kita yang menaikkan nama bangsa sendiri siapa lagi? namun kita juga lah yang menghancurkan sendiri bangsa kita, terima lah kerana itulah realiti nya sekarang…FIKIRKAN WAHAI MELAYU

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